Is perspiring at parties an actual predicament? Whether you’re wet behind the ears or have been a dancefloor diva for decades- you’ve most certainly been there, done that. Sweaty secretions are no secret to keep- it’s a mode d’natural after all. So I’m flummoxed when observing folks with flushed faces, awash with embarrassment upon encountering friends on the flip side of the barometer. Flustered and not knowing what to do with their dewy selves in scenarios that don’t yet involve skin to skin contact and are perhaps only dripping from a safe distance.
Now, don’t get it twisted. I’m not out here seeking anyone’s wet embrace. Nor am I looking for you to impart me with whatever rank scent might be pouring out of your pores. But your approach to the situation can be balanced, and I’m not talking pH.
For those who find themselves in the Super Soaker camp- just what is proper etiquette to greet those dry as a Dyson? Aloofly approaching like a wet mop is rather assumptive. But on the other hand, sheepishly and profusely apologizing for a humidity level susceptible to all humans isn’t necessary either.
Perhaps instead consider a verbal warning that your touch will leave more than a mark. It only takes a quick moment of pause and mentioning “I’m sweaty” for your friend to weigh in with their preference. Because some folks do welcome contact with human geysers. To each their own after all.
The scenario is nothing to sweat. I maintain it’s something to be normalized and nonchalant about. Think about it, sweat is simply an indicator that you’ve been dancing up a storm. Which is typically a top reason you attended the party in the first place. So consider it a badge or honor and nothing to be bashful about; and save apologies for when they’re actually necessary.